Heather Dockray is a writer-storyteller-comedian living in Brooklyn, NY. She regularly contributes to UPROXX and GOOD, and has recently appeared in VICE, The Daily Dot, Splitsider, Narratively, Brooklyn Based, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, and Gawker. As a storyteller, Heather has performed stories at Mass MOCA, BRIC Arts Media House, and a painful eighth grade talent show she prefers you not bring up.

She is the proud owner of zero apartments and two vacuums.