Heather Dockray is a writer-storyteller-comedian living in Brooklyn, NY. She regularly contributes to FilmDrunk/Uproxx and has recently appeared in Splitsider, Entertainment Weekly, and Gawker. Heather has performed stories at venues including Photoville, Mass MOCA, and BRIC Arts Media House. Once upon a time, she was a children’s birthday party entertainer/Mad Scientist named Hydrogen Heather. We don’t talk about that.