Heather Dockray is a writer-storyteller-comedian living in Brooklyn, NY. She regularly contributes to Uproxx and GOOD, and has recently appeared in VICE, Splitsider, Narratively, Brooklyn Based, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, and Gawker. As a storyteller, Heather has performed stories at Mass MOCA, BRIC Arts Media House, and a painful eighth grade talent show she prefers you not bring up.

She is the proud owner of zero apartments and two vacuums.